Sunday, May 6, 2012

PRESIDENT GMA


GMA n her family riding an
airpLane
GMA: Wht if I throw 1 check
wrth a million pesos out of d
window 2 make at least 1 PiLipino
hapi?
Mike A: Honey , why nt throw
2 cheks worth half a million
pesos 2 make 2 Pilipinos
hapi?
Luli A: Mom, y not throw 4
cheks wrth quarter of a
million 2 make 4 Plpinos
hapi?
Fnaly her grnddaughter
spoke: Grandma, y nt simply
THROW YOURSELF out of d
window 2 make ALL PiLipinos
hapi?
Ganun?!
GLORIA AND MIKEE


GLORIA:ANAK PAG NAMATAY AKO HINDI R.I.P ANG ILALAGAY MO HA.,., MIKEE:ANU NGAY MAMA? GLORIA:ANG GUSTO KUNG ILAGAY MO “JESUS”. MIKEE:ANUNG JESUS? GLORIA:-JOSEPH -ESTRADA -SEE -YOU -SOON MIKEE:WHHHAAAAAAAT?MAS MAGANDA PAG “BAYAN”! GLORIA:ANUNG “BAYAN:? MIKEE:-BENIGNO -AQUINO -YOU -ARE -NEXT!!! GLORIA:WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!111

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